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Seven Preposterous Things

1. A Nice Little Pre-Fab Job by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 22]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 2929)
Published: 05/20/06
2. The Potions Master Exposed by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 32]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 2399)
Published: 05/20/06
3. Treacle and Gall by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 14]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 1596)
Published: 06/06/06
4. A Kiss for Paracelsus by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 22]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 5077)
Published: 06/17/06
5. Of All the Luck by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 19]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 2847)
Published: 07/05/06
6. Bloody Contingencies by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 25]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 2433)
Published: 07/24/06
7. The Degraded Heart of Texas by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 30]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 6095)
Published: 08/18/06
8. If the Shoe Fits by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 22]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 4259)
Published: 09/12/06
9. Setting in Motion by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 29]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 4760)
Published: 01/25/07
10. Chalk and Cheese by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 20]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 5325)
Published: 02/14/07
11. The Moon Isn't Romantic; It's Intimidating as Hell by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 36]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 6086)
Published: 02/19/07
12. In a Mercury Grand Marquis by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 32]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 3669)
Published: 02/27/07
13. Appropriation by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 41]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 4788)
Published: 03/07/07
14. Muddling Through by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 30]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 4357)
Published: 03/28/07
15. An Armadillo, a Goat, and You by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 33]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 3650)
Published: 04/03/07
16. A Teacup Full of Goats Milk by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 35]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 6268)
Published: 04/27/07
17. Thanksgiving by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 28]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 4137)
Published: 07/20/07
18. Not Exactly Cricket by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 41]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 7787)
Published: 08/29/07
19. Happy Christmas, Mr. Liston by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 35]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 7367)
Published: 09/12/07
20. A Very Preposterous December 22nd by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 29]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 4775)
Published: 11/15/07
21. Everything I Ever Wanted by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 29]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 7391)
Published: 01/21/08
22. The Prince and The King by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 35]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 5901)
Published: 02/06/08
23. Shake, Rattle and Roll by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 24]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 8045)
Published: 03/31/08
24. Tits Up! by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 42]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 2719)
Published: 04/21/08
25. The Refugees Return by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 16]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 7849)
Published: 08/17/08
26. The Price of a Song by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 26]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 8523)
Published: 12/01/08
27. Night Visitors by Bloodcult of Freud (S-MA) [Reviews - 16]
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bullstrode, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Dark Comedy and Angst. Graphic Sex, Character Death, Pimples, Gore and Unflattering Characterizations. Half-Blood Prince Compliant. HG/SS and MB/DM (Words: 5152)
Published: 01/18/10


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